He owns that room of dorks the same way Jesus owns your grandmother’s nightly prayers. You can almost see in his eyes how unbearable it is for him to be so much smarter than all of those fuckers, and yet he still gives a kick ass presentation.

Now watch these cheezy corporate sales coach/guru break it down for you.

It’s not going to help you deliver more pizzas, but whatever. It will come in handy when you’re pitching MLM shit to your family.